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A political bombthrower was Michael Moore. A "documentarian" by trade, nothing more. He milked his blind sheep as they critiqued not a peep. That director ...

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    Need Moore Limericks

    A political bombthrower was Michael Moore.
    A "documentarian" by trade, nothing more.
    He milked his blind sheep
    as they critiqued not a peep.
    That director will never be poor.

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    What is penned is meant as provocative
    Inviting response in kind as evocative.
    But to warrant a reply
    A limerick you must supply
    Lest a raspberry you'll get that I'm loathe to give.

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    I was tweaking a script for my site
    And found I had worked through the night
    For this thing 'PHP'
    Is mysterious to me
    But it now seems to be working right.

    Spath's challenge then set me to thinking
    And I'll tackle this chore without blinking
    But his metrical blunder
    Has caused me to wonder
    Just what in the hell he's been drinking.

    When producing a true documentary
    One fact seems to me elementary
    That this guy Michael Moore's
    A revisionist whore
    Though I know that is not complimentary.

    I know that this thinking's not deep
    But 'on topic' I'm trying to keep
    Now fatigue has caused tears
    I've drunk too many beers
    And I think that I'll go get some sleep.
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    My head is spinning with rhyming,
    but alas I am lacking the timing,
    and I've failed in this feat,
    so I'll have to repeat,
    The same damn word, that's 'rhyming'.

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    So this thread reviles Mike Moore,
    And his pandering, which is a bore,
    But he takes time,
    to spew forth his slime,
    Which contains less fact than lore.

    Mike Moore, it's said, is a liar,
    Whose skill is stoking the fire,
    He's loose with the facts,
    and his blatant attacks,
    Are all aimed at provoking your ire.

    Don't get me started on Fat Mike,
    For it's obvious that him I don't like,
    And if we were kids,
    I'd burn all his vids,
    And bend all the wheels on his trike.

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    This thread has a purpose so vague
    That clarification I beg
    Must it be Michael Moore
    Or just limericks by score
    Or was Spath simply pulling my leg?

    When recording events as they pass
    The recorder should always show class
    But one thing is quite clear
    From Lokki's post here
    Mike Moore has his head up his ......
    Last edited by Oldfrog; 06-17-2004 at 09:49 AM.
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    As people have posted en masse
    On the contents of Mr. Moore's ass
    It's abundantly clear
    That what we have here
    Is commonly called a "morass".

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    In writing a limerick fine
    First line syllables 8 or 9
    Third and Fourth have 6
    Or 5 in the mix
    And meter's important as rhyme

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    I thought in this thread I might dread,
    But surprise did I find in its stead.
    As I look around
    And see talent abound,
    I may be in over my head!

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    One finds one's self wondering aloud
    Why Moore's work seems to draw such a crowd
    It can't be his diction
    So must be his fiction
    Such deception should not be allowed!

    This thread's like a runaway train
    And I'm sure people find it inane
    Though my PC is humming
    The rhymes won't stop coming
    Please stop me 'ere I go insane!
    Last edited by Oldfrog; 06-17-2004 at 10:31 AM.
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    Another challenge of use,
    Whose rules should be kept quite loose,
    is to fraggle the herds,
    and make up some words,
    And post in the style of Seuss!

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    This 'Old Frog' has questioned intent
    On the rules set forthwith to vent.
    That M. Moore is mentioned
    Is surely intentioned,
    On all else I'm less than hell-bent.

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    You people all hate Mike Moore
    But I wonder whatever for
    Maybe his head's up his behind
    But more likely you've got a closed mind
    I always enjoy his rantings galore
    And fiction I have yet to find

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    Moore seems a poor subject to me
    But if he's what the topic's to be
    Then you must be content
    To just hear us vent
    Though just what it serves I don't see.
    Gravity, more than a good idea, it's the law!

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    Oh, this one more issue of note
    Before writing verse worthy of rote.
    Please keep it clean,
    Well, just not obscene,
    So please, now post quote after quote.

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